A Trinitian a Thomian and a Royalist =)

>At the urinal, a Trinitian a Thomian and a Royalist were standing side-by-side using the urinals.
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>The Trinitian finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands . . clear up to his elbows . he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I had my entire education at Trinity and they taught us to be clean."
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>The Thomian finished, zipped up quickly, wet his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I had my entitre education at STC and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
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>The Royalist zipped up and as he was walking out the door he said, "I had my education at Royal and they taught us not to piss on our hands."